Character Description: BEATRICE

In the beginning, when The Divine Programmers created everything and kindly let God take the credit, two humans were created: Adam and Beatrice. In 1611, King James mistranslated Beatrice's name as "Eve", but I know she's really Beatrice because I live next door to her. She's still alive because she's immortal; God pressed the wrong button by mistake. Now she lives in a random apartment in the middle of Texas, and happens to know everyone.

Okay, that's a fun story and all, but I really created her in late 2020 (maybe November or December), with that backstory amazingly never changing after so many years of her existing.

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